Bathroom Tweeting
Or specifically 10 (15… 25… 100…) reasons why you should NOT tweet from the bathroom. The best option for this would be to use the Twitter Storm module and open with your ten reasons not to tweet in the bathroom. 
A couple other options are to create a regular lens with a text list plexo allowing visitors to add their reasons. Or do a Monkey Brain lens providing your ten reasons and having your readers agree or disagree.
Here are a few reasons to get you started:
- It’s not hygienic for whatever you are using to tweet with.
- It’s annoying for your family to wait while you RT a link or photo.
- No one wants to see a picture of your toilet.
- You might drop your ipod/phone in the toilet (no more tweeting for you).
- You might forget to turn the camera off from your face chat earlier.
- It echos in the bathroom so everyone will know what you’re doing.